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Squirrel condom thiefThere's a rubber on the sidewalk and it's covered with all the grime that latex finds in the gutter. I bet a squirrel dug it out from some slime and scum then realized that that was a dumb thing to do. Squirrels, now, they're bright for their size They know exaclty who's banging who, And where your wang has been, and why, and when, and what disease you have They pry into your room at night Beady black-eyed little fuckers They'll eat your lube, and they'll poop in your weed and get stuck in your bong &Squirrel condom thief
by ~Kallistifnord
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The Poem was really good ^^b
and untitled was really Wow
Coffee Shop Creature was soo cool
I think I'm going to watch you...
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--Before you go, I'll tell you I'm infected with you--
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